if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
Sometimes Dan reminds me of the people in infomercials
I AM CRYING ACTUAL TEARS WHAT OMG
Anonymous said: Isn't your girlfriend a bit young for you?
How dare you. Do you have any idea how this is going to make her feel when she learns to read?
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends